So.... It's been a while.

Hello faithful readers, mostly this consists of my wife but what can you do. I know it has been a while since I've delighted you with tales about my wife or great moments in Noah history and for that I apologize. I've been distracted by several things (translation = lazy), and it has kept me from updating. So sit right back you'll hear a tail about something or another that I think of before the next paragraph begins....

Ah yes here we go... WTTV is the bane of my existence. In fact I am currently losing brain cells while I write this. So if my command of the English language deteriorates during this discourse please understand. What exactly is WTTV you might ask? Well let me explain. White Trash TeleVision. Are you familiar with TruTV? This is where it begins. TruTV is a constant barrage of stupidity caught on tape. It's a mixture of cops, and worlds (most extreme, dumbest, funniest, ridiculous, idiotic, i can't believe they put this sh%^ on tv) videos. Select anyone of those descriptors and you'd be right. Occasionally they throw in some murder mystery reality, man they are really reaching for content right now, show just to keep you guessing. But oh no my friends it doesn't stop there. You see WTTV isn't limited to a single channel oh no... it's an epidemic of biblical proportions. So what else falls under this umbrella? Well, any judge show at all. They all suck and I can't believe we still have this stuff on TV. Day time talk shows, seriously has anything of any substance ever come out of any of these shows? I'm sure there are a few that I'm leaving out but I can't bring myself to think to hard on this as it causes me great pain. So there you have a brief description of what WTTV is.

The next obvious question is, why do you have these shows on if you detest them so much? Well simple, and I would think obvious if you've read any of my other posts, my darling and ever so pleasent wife Mana. You see she loves em. Can't get enough. It's like crack to her. I've been trying and trying to reform her but I've come to a simple yet painful conclusion, you can take the Mana out of Taylor but you can't take the Taylor out of Mana. For those of you familiar with the Down River area of Detroit you'll know what I'm saying. For the rest of you... well let's say if you live in Taylor you hope one day to move up town to a nice double wide. So really it's not her fault she's a product of her environment. One she left as she grew but apparently during her early formative years this need for WTTV was imprinted deeply in her subconcious.

So I'll continue to fight the good fight. I'm looking at facilities I can check her into but in the mean time, I'll be under the bus with my own TV watching the only two channels I need, Discovery and ESPN.