I just can't imagine being mad at you.....

The other day my wife and I were driving somewhere and I was cracking jokes like I usually do. Some at her expense. She's always a good sport and laughs along with me. After a few minutes and miles she says to me..

"You know, when we're laughing and having a good time like this I can't imagine ever being mad at you."

Aww how sweet. Then she followed it up with this.

"But then you go do some dumb ass thing or another."

So, there you have it right from the horses mouth. Apparently I'm prone to doing dumb ass things that infuriate my wife. Which, honestly, is no surprise. At least it shouldn't be to her. After all she dated me, and willingly chose to marry me despite my ever so obvious dumb ass ways.

So while I had a nice little reprieve there I'll once again deposit my dumb ass under the bus.